Puzzling as it is, white people don't like Church's Chicken. This doesn't make sense because white people love fried chicken. It is a staple at all cookouts and outdoor gatherings that white people attend. (i.e. America, Fuck Yea! 4th of July parties). White people everywhere have at one point in their lives torn into a juicy drumstick with satisfaction. In fact, every white person reading this right now is thinking about how good a piece of fried chicken would be, whether they want to admit it or not.
Yet, the good people at Church's have never seemed to draw the white community into their establishments. 9 out of 10 people in a Church's are black and the 10th guy wishes he was black. Instead of eating at Church's, white people opt for KFC when they want fried chicken. But who can blame them-- those god damn bowls are phenomenal.
btw: Corporate america has clearly caught on to the fact that white people don't like Church's and do not include them in their commercials. See here and here.
update: I found a Church's commercial that has a white person in it. You decide if it looks like he's been there before.